I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
my shit smells like andre
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
