is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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