I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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