just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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