Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
