yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
soo... how was my night?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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