You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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