READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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