everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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