I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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