I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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