got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize
