I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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