no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Houston, we have a blender
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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