He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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