Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize