Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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