Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Why did my mother make you get naked?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
