No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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