where am i from again
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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