the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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