There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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