woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
