oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
why do cheetos always look like penises
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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