This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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