I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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