Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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