I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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