This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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