Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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