Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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