Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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