I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
organizing the empties. That sober.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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