Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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