question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You ruined the universe
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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