OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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