Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
