Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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