I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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