That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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