who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I enjoy the company of your penis
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