Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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