but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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