i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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