If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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