Sry I called you an 8
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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