It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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