I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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