Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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