After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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