i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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