at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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