we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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