quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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