i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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